Proudly Wrong

I don’t mean wrong in the sense of apologising for being incorrect during an argument or providing inaccurate information. I’m talking about mentally wrong. Everyone claims to be more of a wild llama than a following sheep which leaves me believing that being averagely normal is the new deviance.

My sense of humour is dark as is my thought process. Again, I share this with many, its hardly unique. Fortunately when I chuckle at the inappropriate and offensive, my partner chuckles along too rather than look away in disgust, to secretively google for divorce lawyers on his iPhone.

Yesterday on Twitteroo, folk were discussing a film that I had never heard of. Reading their comments of repulsion I was drawn in immediately. There is a revolting nasty movie out there in Pirate Bay that I am totally unaware of! More investigation was needed.

Turning to IMDB I was tingling as I briefly scanned the synopsis looking for clues at the offending content but not wanting to spoil the surprise.

And there it was…

The Human Centipede “…However, his three “patients” are not about to be separated but joined together in a horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric systems.”

The Human Centipede

Within seconds, I was posting the link to Husband for him to download this perverse 90 minutes of nightmarish cringing. Husband was efficient for once and now our Saturday night is planned. I care not, that the idea of watching such vile nonsense or becoming so excited with anticipation, will make some recoil or think less of me and my mental health.

I’m proud of my viewing preferences and the day I am sat on the sofa watching”The Time Travellers Wife” is the day I want Husband to suggest a visit to the doctors for a quick check up.

I shall be certain to provide a review on Sunday morning to accompany your cornflakes.

About cuntychoppalops

Blunder cunt - An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an objective due to an easily distracted mind.
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2 Responses to Proudly Wrong

  1. *Runs off to google The Human Centipede* Erm, that photo you’ve provided is less Human Centipede and more 3 dirty bints with thier heads up each others butts, no? Looking forward to your review on Sunday.

    • I read a little more on Wiki and I have to say, I felt a little chundery just read never mind seeing! I will bravely soldier on though. My review over brekkie will be no worse than your monkey porn, spoiling mine!

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