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Monthly Archives: August 2010
During a daft conversation I was brain-storming fund-raising ideas with a friend and as per usual the chat took on a sexual nature. That’s when I concocted Titty Tombola. I had been considering attending a swingers club, just for the … Continue reading
Fancying a tattoo for ages, I mentioned it to my then boyfriend and house-mates at university. Boyfriend was far from amused and completely dismissed the idea saying he didn’t find them attractive and wasn’t supportive at all. My house-mate was … Continue reading
Husband reads “Camping Sex-Based Disaster” in bed last night Husband: You had cum on you? Me: Did I forget to tell you? Husband: I checked myself for stains before I came out of the tent. Me:Did you not think to … Continue reading
So camping with a group of 15 others including many minors, sexual shenanigans were always going to be difficult, however we managed to get rid of our own offspring into a different tent and we headed for our sleeping bags … Continue reading