As George Michael once said, ‘I did NOT, believe me, try to convince the arresting officer that I was looking for my lottery ticket when he arrested me.‘
He also said ‘Choose Life.’
With my house at a level of concern for most environmental and social service agencies, I am absconding to the real world for a few days. Many side projects are being neglected, my offspring looking slovenly, Mr Chopalops is wandering around aimlessly and Christmas is descending on me with it’s shitty stick, so I am following Mr Panayiotou’s advice.
Also on my agenda is to continue with my main project…
A book on my slutty years, in all their glory. While I’m not expecting anything to come of it, I thought it might be nice to have those sexual memories written down so I can look back in my golden years and remember how much of a hussy I was.
So I’m handing control over to a certain NudiePrincess, to do as she pleases with my Font Bukkake, in my absence.
Of course, if there is any particularly juicy gossip, then make sure you DM me as I may check
Over and out