As George Michael once said, ‘I did NOT, believe me, try to convince the arresting officer that I was looking for my lottery ticket when he arrested me.‘
He also said ‘Choose Life.’
With my house at a level of concern for most environmental and social service agencies, I am absconding to the real world for a few days. Many side projects are being neglected, my offspring looking slovenly, Mr Chopalops is wandering around aimlessly and Christmas is descending on me with it’s shitty stick, so I am following Mr Panayiotou’s advice.
Also on my agenda is to continue with my main project…
A book on my slutty years, in all their glory. While I’m not expecting anything to come of it, I thought it might be nice to have those sexual memories written down so I can look back in my golden years and remember how much of a hussy I was.
So I’m handing control over to a certain NudiePrincess, to do as she pleases with my Font Bukkake, in my absence.
Of course, if there is any particularly juicy gossip, then make sure you DM me as I may check constantly occasionally.
Over and out
Chops x
Awwwww. I’ll miss you honey, but hope you get done what you need to get done. xxx
Fair enough, good luck getting everything done mrs
Ah cock it.
Hope Nudie does you proud.
Come back soon !
x