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Monthly Archives: November 2010
This is an anonymous guest post… It was a birthday celebration night, his not mine. Everything was in place, sky high heels, short tight dress. He told me I looked like an expensive hooker. I beamed at the compliment.
As George Michael once said, ‘I did NOT, believe me, try to convince the arresting officer that I was looking for my lottery ticket when he arrested me.‘ He also said ‘Choose Life.’
This is an anonymous guest post – The Early Starter’s Story – a delayed response to Do Women Really Talk About Masturbation? By CuntyChopalops Let’s play two truths and a lie. You know the game, I’ll make three statements – … Continue reading
Not only did I get drenched with rain on the first school run, my arm muscles torn and aching from holding the baby close to me under the umbrella awaiting the tribe to vacate their classrooms, but I had forgotten … Continue reading