So I’ve given Rachel Riley a few years to get to grips with her television presenting career and find her style, but enough is enough. It’s time to call for Gok Wan.
With her hair modelled on a mushroom cloud, dressing as a woman in her golden years or trying to sex things up with her ’80’s high class escort’ look, she could do with some guidance.
My aim was not to post a Rachel bashing as I’m sure she’s a lovely lady, intelligent with a promising broadcasting career and a figure to I would kill for, but oh my, what the fuck does she wear? Let’s burn the lime dresses and pry the black opaque tights from her stunning legs. We need Trinny, Susannah, Gok and Jason Gardiner! This is an emergency!
Just in case you think I’m being a tad bitchy, I thought you might like to see what she is capable of when dressed for a photoshoot.