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Monthly Archives: September 2010
A few people have requested a post about fucking outdoors and finally, I am ready to oblige, although I’m thinking it won’t be in the positive sexy light they were hoping for. Yes, I have had sex pretty much everywhere … Continue reading
“Fudge Packer!”, “Ass Bandit!”, “Knob Jockey!” Aside from being the names of my childhood goldfish, they’re all accusations leveled at me by complete strangers. From the scaffold of the building site, inappropriate East End children, and the increasing hordes of “lads” drunkenly clinging onto each other up and down SoHo on a Saturday night, looking far gayer than me walking in a street, on my own. Continue reading
That was my last camping trip of the year being only able to cope with summery conditions. No spunk stains this time but as usual there were a few giggly moments. First one being when I took my friend’s 8 … Continue reading